Verlander who?

Just don't want anyone to forget a legend.

Dynasty And Sluggers Swap Players

Darvish on flight to DC for his introductory press conference.

QUINCY, MA -- The South Shore Sluggers have dealt SP Yu Darvish to DC Dynasty in exchange for LF Alex Gordon.  An earlier report by Tim Kurkjian reported that there were rumors of draft picks exchanging hands, but the actual deal ended ended up being a straight swap of players.  DC ownership was quoted as saying, "we welcome 'whip whacker' Darvish to DC and wish Mr. Gordon best of luck on a great 10/10 season in 2013". 

Scorgasms Deal Triple Crown Winner

Scorgasms introduce Bundy, Harper, and Myers in a press conference on Tuesday afternoon.

Chicago, Illinois-- The Multiple Scorgasms have popped the cherry on the off season and have dealt MVP/Triple Crown Winner/ Alcoholic wifebeater/best player on the planet and SP Yu Darvish to the South Shore Sluggers in exchange for 4 players that will be studs in 2015.  Scorgasms will receive Will Myers, Dylan Bundy, Brett Lawrie, and Bryce Harper.

DRAFT DAY ANNOUNCED

BRIGHTON, MA - The Office of the Commissioner has announced that the 2012 Draft will take place on Saturday, March 17th at 7 PM EST.  The usual extracurricular activities will be conducted prior, with the Champs vs Non-Champ Whiffle Ball game scheduled for early afternoon.  Location is TBA.

This also means that the deadline to declare keepers will be on Saturday, March 10 at midnight EST.  Details will follow.

Teixeira Dealt

Mark Teixeira, deliriously happy, and STILL not going to the Red Sox.

LYNNFIELD, MA - Irish Labatt has acquired 1B Mark Teixeira in what could be the beginning of a complete overhaul for the franchise.  Will ownership deal away any more draft picks for top ranked talent, or are they content to use those picks to supplement their existing roster?

DETAILS

Multiple Scorgams get his CHARLIE #1, Tom #2 and Tom #14  for Mark Teixeira.

Sluggers and Flats Complete 6-player Deal

QUINCY, MA - The South Shore Sluggers last week announced that All-Star SS Troy Tulowitski was on the block.  This morning at 9am EST The Sluggers reached agreement with the Fenway Flats on a 6-player blockbuster trade.  The deal involved the reigning AL MVP/Cy Young Award winner and an All-Star SS who is considered the best in the game. 

FULL TRADE: 

SS Sluggers trade Troy Tulowitski, Mike Mapoli, Desmond Jennings to the Fenway Flats for Carlos Santana, Justin Verlander, Jay Bruce

...and finally, "Da Meat Hook" comes back to baseball!

It's true, Dmitri Young is back.  If he makes a team, who has the balls to draft him?

Fantasy ballot 2012 will be an online one.  I will email it out today.  Results will be posted as soon as everyone has voted.