Weekly Trade Round Up

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commisioner's office would like to announce three trades.  Notably, the Wild Card ownership continues to have a higher turnover rate than McDonald's.  Also, Freddie Freeman has gotten more action this summer than Tiger Woods on a bender.

Details are below...on the trades.


TRADE#1
OMG RECEIVES: 1B Freddie Freeman, LEO #1, TIM #16
WILDCARD RECEIVES: ROUSE #1, JOE/PAT #1

TRADE#2
OMG RECEIVES: SP Jordan Zimmermann, CHARLIE #16, WILL #16
SCORGASMS RECEIVE: ROUSE #6, LEO #9

TRADE#3
WILDCARD RECEIVES: SP Julio Teheran, LEO #10, WILL #10
DYNASTY RECEIVES: SS Starlin Castro, LEO #6, CHARLIE #13