Crazy Eyes, Or Just Plain Crazy?

WASHINGTON DC -- The Metalheads decided to make a panic move less than two weeks before draft day.  Team ownership was indulged by Wildcard ownership who once again changed course and decided to tinker with the roster again.  

Details Below:

METALHEADS receive:  2B Dustin Pedroia, Joe/Pat #1 and Leo #3

WILDCARD receives:  SP Max Scherzer, Joey #12 and Joey #13

Trade Not Involving Wild Card!

SALEM, NH -- For your enjoyment, here is a behind the scenes look at what you jackholes look like in the eyes of the Commissioner....

WildCard send:  Yelich, Rouse #1 & Joe/Pat #1

Scoregasms send:  J. Upton, Strasburg and Charlie #1

Leo

WildCard misread the offer. This deal is dead and null.

Leo

> On Mar 13, 2015, at 7:42 PM, Leo <> wrote:

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> WildCard send:  Yelich, Rouse #1 & Joe/Pat #1

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> Scoregasms send:  J. Upton, Strasburg and Charlie #1

>

> Leo

Confirmed that deal is very dead!

On Mar 13, 2015 7:44 PM, "Leo" <> wrote:

WildCard misread the offer. This deal is dead and null.

Leo

> On Mar 13, 2015, at 7:42 PM, Leo <> wrote:
>
> WildCard send:  Yelich, Rouse #1 & Joe/Pat #1
>
> Scoregasms send:  J. Upton, Strasburg and Charlie #1
>
> Leo

On to the real trades.  Multi-Scorgasms are invplved in this one as well.

YARD receives: 1B Albert Pujols, 3B Evan Longoria, and Charlie #7

SCORGASMS receive: 3B Josh Donaldson, Leo #8

Weekly Trade Round Up

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commisioner's office would like to announce three trades.  Notably, the Wild Card ownership continues to have a higher turnover rate than McDonald's.  Also, Freddie Freeman has gotten more action this summer than Tiger Woods on a bender.

Details are below...on the trades.


TRADE#1
OMG RECEIVES: 1B Freddie Freeman, LEO #1, TIM #16
WILDCARD RECEIVES: ROUSE #1, JOE/PAT #1

TRADE#2
OMG RECEIVES: SP Jordan Zimmermann, CHARLIE #16, WILL #16
SCORGASMS RECEIVE: ROUSE #6, LEO #9

TRADE#3
WILDCARD RECEIVES: SP Julio Teheran, LEO #10, WILL #10
DYNASTY RECEIVES: SS Starlin Castro, LEO #6, CHARLIE #13

Gomez Dealt

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Fenway Flats have continued their rebuild acquiring CF Carlos Gomez for draft picks and prospect Jorge Soler.  The Yellow Stars have improved their draft position in this move acquiring a first round pick and also taking a risk on the younger Soler.    

TRADE DETAILS:

FLATS RECEIVE: CF Carlos Gomez, JOE/PAT #12
YELLOWSTARS RECEIVE: RF Jorge Soler, JOEY #1, ERIC #3, and TIM #5

Darvish Bring His Elbow To Brighton

ARLINGTON, VA -- DC Dynasty have continued their firesale, dealing ace pitching Yu Darvish for a slew of top picks.  

TRADE DETAILS:

DC RECEIVES: LISI #1, ROUSE #5, ROUSE #15
GANG RECEIVES: SP Yu Darvish, LEO #9, ERIC #9

Trade Round Up

WESTBOROUGH -- Wildcard ownership has been busy this week, turning over the offseason roster for the 6th time this winter.  Latest deals include acquiring an ex-Brave and a current Brave.  Not to be out done, the Holliston Warriors acquired 3B/ACL waitign to happen Manny Machado and SP Johnny Cueto in a pair of moves that cost Freddie Freeman, Zack Greinke, and Sonny Gray.





Details Below:

TRADE #1
WARRIORS RECEIVE: 3B Manny Machado, WILL #2, TIM #10
WILDCARD RECEIVES: 1B Freddie Freeman, LISI #5, LEO #13

TRADE #2
WILDCARD RECEIVES: OF Jason Heyward, WILL #11, TIM #16
METALHEADS RECEIVE: LISI #5, JOEY #10

TRADE #3
FENWAY FLATS RECEIVE: SP Zack Greinke, SP Sonny Gray
WARRIORS RECEIVE: SP Johnny Cueto