Rendon Dealt For Lawn Tractor

Craftman lawn tractor loaded with technology and stuff.

NORFOLK, MA -- For the first time in league history, a player has been dealt for personal property.  However, this isn't the old bucket of balls cliche.  Rendon found himself traded for the Craftsman lawn tractor (pictured).  Rumor is that the tractor is seriously loaded with a whole bunch of technology and stuff.  Full details of the trade below.

CHIN MUSIC RECEIVES:  Aforementioned Craftsman lawn tractor, LEWIS #1, CHARLIE #2, and JOEY #4

SCORGASMS RECEIVE: 2B/3B Anothony Rendon