Rendon Dealt For Lawn Tractor

Craftman lawn tractor loaded with technology and stuff.

NORFOLK, MA -- For the first time in league history, a player has been dealt for personal property.  However, this isn't the old bucket of balls cliche.  Rendon found himself traded for the Craftsman lawn tractor (pictured).  Rumor is that the tractor is seriously loaded with a whole bunch of technology and stuff.  Full details of the trade below.

CHIN MUSIC RECEIVES:  Aforementioned Craftsman lawn tractor, LEWIS #1, CHARLIE #2, and JOEY #4

SCORGASMS RECEIVE: 2B/3B Anothony Rendon

Brantley On The Move

HOLLISTON, MA -- The Warriors have dealt breakout superstar Michael Brantley to Goin' Yard.  Brantley, was in demand and yielded two draft picks in return for the Warriors. 

WARRIORS RECEIVE:     WILL #1 and CHARLIE #5
GOIN' YARD RECEIVE:   OF Michael Brantley

A Tribute to the ALCS Champion KC Royals!

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