Strasterbation!

Owner Veno "celebrating" his latest acquisition.

PLAISTOW, NH -- Just like on that fateful day now known as "Strasmas", The Boston Pilgrims answered another booty call and acquired Stephen Strasburg from DC Dynasty.  Hopefully, Team Ownership will resurface from their bed room in time for the draft next week.

The Deal:

PILGRIMS RECEIVE: SP Stephen Strasburg, VENO #3

DYNASTY RECEIVE: CF Shin-Soo Choo, VENO #2