A Few Final Trades...

WAKEFIELD, MA -- A few final trades to report as the keeper deadline has passed I will release keepers when I have a free moment this afternoon.  These are both pick swaps, my favorite!  Except I can't complain, because I initiated one of them.

TRADE 1
FF RECEIVES: LISI #2, CHARLIE #16, GRANT #16
DC RECEIVES: WILL #2, TIM #11, TIM #13

TRADE 2
ONE MAN GANG (ROUSE) RECEIVES: VENO #13, CHARLIE #13
PILGRIMS RECEIVE: ROUSE #11

Strasterbation!

Owner Veno "celebrating" his latest acquisition.

PLAISTOW, NH -- Just like on that fateful day now known as "Strasmas", The Boston Pilgrims answered another booty call and acquired Stephen Strasburg from DC Dynasty.  Hopefully, Team Ownership will resurface from their bed room in time for the draft next week.

The Deal:

PILGRIMS RECEIVE: SP Stephen Strasburg, VENO #3

DYNASTY RECEIVE: CF Shin-Soo Choo, VENO #2

Westborough WildCard Chasing Tail Again

Joey Votto is totally annoyed!

WESTBOROUGH, MA -- Westborough Wilcard has traded Joe Mauer and Carlos Santana back and forth about 5 times this offseason.  Both players are completely embarrassed to be a part of this mess. 

DETAILS:

WILDCARD RECEIVES: CF Jacoby Ellsbury, C Joe Mauer, ERIC #1
DC RECEIVES: 1B Joey Votto, C Carlos Santana, ERIC #10

TRADE SHOCKER: Bubonic Duo Splits!

VIRGINIA -- Ownership of DC Dynasty has informed league officials that the tandem of Kershaw and Strasburg, known affectionately by ownership as "The Bubonic Duo" has split citing ireconcilable differences.  DC has shipped Kershaw off to Chin Music for Chris "Crush" "Regression-Be-Damned" Davis.  Trade details are as follows:

DC RECEIVES:  1B Crush Davis, GRANT #8

CHIN MUSIC RECEIVES: SP Clayton Kershaw, LISI #3

Ellsbury Brings Fragile Body To DC

WESTBOROUGH -- The Wild card have traded C Joe Mauer and CF Jacoby Ellsbury to DC Dynasty in exchange for RF Jay Bruce and C Carlos Santana.