King Felix On The Move

SALEM, NH --  The Scorgasms have acquired (re-acquired?) Felix Hernandez for playoff hero Michael Wacha and a pick.  Hernandez is like the high school girl who enters college after having 1 boyfriend throughout high school.  After being committed to Chin Music for 4 years, The King has now seemingly been with everyone at least twice.

The deal is as follows:

SCORGASMS receive:  SP Felix Hernandez
BARNSTORMERS receive: SP Michael Wacha and LEWIS#3