Wainwright Dealt

Wainwright sitting on his new lawn furniture.

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- The Barnstormers have struck a deal this with Titus joint Goin' Yard, dealing Cy Young candidate Adam Wainwright for some extra draft picks.

 Barnstormers receive: JOEY #1, JOEY #6
Goin' Yard receives: SP Adam Wainwright

Draft Day and Divisions

WAKEFIELD, MA --

DRAFT DAY
We have officially selected Saturday, March 15 as Draft Day 2014.  Book your travel plans with confidence!  Let's plan on drafting at 3 pm, with the knowledge that we might have to adjust time slightly as the date approaches.  Charlie will be our gracious host.  Address details will follow in email form.

With a Sat 3/15 Draft Day, this means that the Keeper Deadline will be Saturday, March 8th at 11:59 PM.

DIVISION SELECTION
Our third annual Division Selection Draft was conducted online this morning.  Owners of last season's division winners selected their new divisions mates in school yard fashion until all of the teams were selected.  The top pick was Team Titus and the last man standing was Metalheads, a fate that team ownership is likely accustomed to at this point in his life.  Creative names will be forthcoming.  Divisions are as follows:

Tim Division

1. Team Titus

2. Multiple Scorgasms

3. Barnstormers

4. Team Rouse

5. SS Sluggers

John Division

1. Yellow Stars

2. DC Dynasty

3. Boston Pilgrims

4. Chin Music

5. Metalheads

 TRADES

Scorgasms receive:        IF Miguel Sano and SP Michael Wacha

SS Sluggers receive:      OF Dom Brown

Barnstormers receive:  3B Manny Machado

Scorgasms receive:        SS Jean Segura

 

Scorgasms and Barnstormers Deal

Barnstormers receive:   OF Will Myers
Scorgasms receive:       2B Jason Kipnis

Chin Music SWOON!

NORFOLK, MA -- Chin Music ownership is "flush" with anticipation over the return of Grady Sizemore (and to a lesser extent Will Titus) to the baseball world.  What stimulates Chin Music even more is that heart throb Grady will be playing for his beloved home town team.  Grant has his application for "Grady's Ladies" completed and has written a cover letter documenting his qualifications to be accepted as the first male member of the exclusive club.  With draft day rapidly approaching, the day may finally arrive when Grady will be a member of the Chin Music.  The only potential fly in the ointment is the potential that the Barnstormers might actually show up for the draft for the sole purpose of crushing Grant's hopes and dreams one more time.  This might be just the incentive that team owner Lewis was waiting for! 

Metalheads and Team Rouse Deal

If Punxsutawney Zack sees his shadow, there will be 6 more weeks until Spring Training

ALEXANDRA, VA -- The Metalheads and Team Rouse have reached a deal.  Metal sends Zack Greinke to Rouse for a collection of draft picks.  When asked for comment Greinke simplely stated, "being traded makes me nervous."

 METAL receives:    ROUSE#3, ROUSE #6
ROUSE receives:    SP Zack Greinke

Team Titus Splurges

Titus has returned!

NEW HAMPSHIRE -- The Commissioner's office was overwhelmed this week by a bevy of moves as Team Titus marked its return to the league in style.  Not to be outdone, Melrose Warriors ownership cut the umbilical cord and delivered a beautiful latino LF/CF unto the world, known as Chin Music.  The "Christ-child" has been named CarGo.

Summary of moves:

1. Team Titus and Melrose Warriors
MELROSE WARRIORS receive: Will #8, Will #12
TITUS receives: Lisi # 8

2.  Chin Music and Melrose Warriors
WARRIORS receive: Grant #2, Grant #4, Leo #6, Charlie #6
MUSIC receives: LF/CF Carlos Gonzalez

3.  Fenway Flats and Team Titus
FLATS receive: Will #2 and Joey #3
TITUS receives: Chris Sale and Tim #9

4. Metalheads and Team Titus 
METAL receives: Will #3, Grant #5, Will #15, Will #16
TITUS receives: Mat Latos