Uptons On The Move

Seriously, the only reason to trade for an Upton brother is to post pictures of their sister.

QUINCY, MA -- The South Shore Sluggers have made their second "huh?" trade of the offseason.  The only good thing about this one was all the Kate Upton pictures that I flipped through before I selected the gem above.  Trade is as follows:

DC Dynasty receives: RF Jay Bruce and CF/RF Shin-Soo Choo

SS Sluggers  receive:  LF Justin Upton, CF Bossman Junior Upton, and a naughty picture of Kate Upton

The soul of BJ Upton was not included in this trade.