2 Trades

Hamenegger Jose Ramirez creating his own Bobble-head Day 

WAKEFIELD, MA -- Commissioner's office announces two more trades of fringe talent changing hands among fringe teams....nothing to see here.

1/25/2018	Westborough Wildcard	Jose Ramirez	2B
	Westborough Wildcard	10-LEO
	Westborough Wildcard	10-GREG
	BF Dent Allstars	Justin Verlander	SP
	BF Dent Allstars	1-TIM
	BF Dent Allstars	5-GREG
1/29/2018	Yellowstars	Christian Yelich	CF
	Yellowstars	11-GREG
	Yellowstars	11-ANGRY
	BF Dent Allstars	2-ANGRY
	BF Dent Allstars	6-ANGRY
	BF Dent Allstars	9-ANGRY
	BF Dent Allstars	16-ANGRY

Hot Stove Heating Up

Verlander after his first date with Kate.

Westborough, MA - The Wildcard franchise is pleased to announce the return of AARP member Justin Verlander to the franchise.  Details below.

1/30/2018	Fenway Flats	8-WILL
	Fenway Flats	8-ERIC
	Westborough Wildcard	Justin Verlander	SP
	Westborough Wildcard	9-Joey
	Westborough Wildcard	9-Pete

GM Meetings: Hot Stove Season Begins

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commish has ended his Puerto Rican vacation and returned to the office to a full inbox.  The off season has begun.  All of the pages on this site have been updated and the first deal is belatedly announced below.

9/25/2017	DC Dynasty	Miguel Sano	3B
	DC Dynasty	Brian Dozier	2B
	DC Dynasty	11 - Joey
	DC Dynasty	12 - Joey
	DC Dynasty	13 - Joey
	Metalheads	1 - Veno
	Metalheads	3 - Veno
	Metalheads	5 - Eric

Keeper Deadline Approaches

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commissioners office has announced the following transactions in advance of the keeper deadline, which is approaching Saturday, March 25 - 12 midnight.

Fenway Flats	Yu Darvish	SP
Multiple Scorgasms	4 - TIM
BF Dent Allstars	Jon Lester	SP
Goin' Yard	1 - JOE/PAT
Goin' Yard	3 - ROBERT

Two Franchises Heading In Opposite Directions

AMSBURY, MA -- The Metalhead Empire continued to crumble as ownership sold off two more talented players that they have overrated internally for years.  Meanwhile, new ownership of the BF Dent Allstars are making things happen and building for the future.  These two teams are clearly headed in opposite directions.






Trade info is as follows:

BF Dent Allstars	Chris Davis	1B
BF Dent Allstars	Rick Porcello	SP
Metalheads	1 - TIM
Metalheads	2 - ROBERT

Fenway Flats	4 - ROBERT
BF Dent Allstars	Willson Contreras	C/LF

Hot Stove Begins To Boil

WAKEFIELD, MA -- There was a flurry of trade activity of the past few days with Metalheads beginning their rebuild in earnest.  Details are below.

3/5/2017	Metalheads	Trevor Story	SS
	Fenway Flats	Buster Posey	C
3/6/2017	Metalheads	Gary Sanchez	C
	Holliston Warriors	Corey Kluber	SP
	Fenway Flats	Dansby Swanson	SS
	Westborough Wildcard	Lucas Giolito	SP

Hot Stove Season Kicks Off

BEIJING, CHINA -- The Metlaheads have kicked off the hot stove season making the first deal of the offseason with the Westborough Wild card.  Justin Verlander is going in the deal as the Metalheads try to rebuild their crumbling empire with a youth infusion.

2/13/2017	Metalheads	Alex Bregman	3B
	Westborough Wildcard	Justin Verlander	SP