GM Meetings: Hot Stove Season Begins

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commish has ended his Puerto Rican vacation and returned to the office to a full inbox.  The off season has begun.  All of the pages on this site have been updated and the first deal is belatedly announced below.

9/25/2017	DC Dynasty	Miguel Sano	3B
	DC Dynasty	Brian Dozier	2B
	DC Dynasty	11 - Joey
	DC Dynasty	12 - Joey
	DC Dynasty	13 - Joey
	Metalheads	1 - Veno
	Metalheads	3 - Veno
	Metalheads	5 - Eric

Keeper Deadline Approaches

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commissioners office has announced the following transactions in advance of the keeper deadline, which is approaching Saturday, March 25 - 12 midnight.

Fenway Flats	Yu Darvish	SP
Multiple Scorgasms	4 - TIM
BF Dent Allstars	Jon Lester	SP
Goin' Yard	1 - JOE/PAT
Goin' Yard	3 - ROBERT

Two Franchises Heading In Opposite Directions

AMSBURY, MA -- The Metalhead Empire continued to crumble as ownership sold off two more talented players that they have overrated internally for years.  Meanwhile, new ownership of the BF Dent Allstars are making things happen and building for the future.  These two teams are clearly headed in opposite directions.






Trade info is as follows:

BF Dent Allstars	Chris Davis	1B
BF Dent Allstars	Rick Porcello	SP
Metalheads	1 - TIM
Metalheads	2 - ROBERT

Fenway Flats	4 - ROBERT
BF Dent Allstars	Willson Contreras	C/LF

Hot Stove Begins To Boil

WAKEFIELD, MA -- There was a flurry of trade activity of the past few days with Metalheads beginning their rebuild in earnest.  Details are below.

3/5/2017	Metalheads	Trevor Story	SS
	Fenway Flats	Buster Posey	C
3/6/2017	Metalheads	Gary Sanchez	C
	Holliston Warriors	Corey Kluber	SP
	Fenway Flats	Dansby Swanson	SS
	Westborough Wildcard	Lucas Giolito	SP

Hot Stove Season Kicks Off

BEIJING, CHINA -- The Metlaheads have kicked off the hot stove season making the first deal of the offseason with the Westborough Wild card.  Justin Verlander is going in the deal as the Metalheads try to rebuild their crumbling empire with a youth infusion.

2/13/2017	Metalheads	Alex Bregman	3B
	Westborough Wildcard	Justin Verlander	SP

Pilgrims Break Milton Curse!

Corey Seager is pissed for greatness!

The Boston Pilgrims finally solved their playoff woes by defeating the Fenway Flats 9-4 in a tightly contested series.  The Pilgrims franchise is the most consistent regular season franchise in league history.  Along with the Chin Music, they are one of two franchises to eclipse the 2000 win mark during this season.  However, when the calendar turns to October the Pilgrims usually turn to pumpkins as all of their success has only yielded one previous finals appearance and an iconic, gut-wrenching loss at the hands of Eric Milton.  This season, the narrative changed and the Pilgrims joined the fabled McGrane green T-shirt club.

Other items of note this season:

• Aforementioned 2000 win club members: Boston Pilgrims, Chin Music.
• Pilgrims tied Flats and Chin Music with their 5th Division Title in franchise history.
• DC Dynasty now accepts the honor of being the winningest franchise to never win a title.
• Fenway Flats tied Chin Music as the only two teams to make the finals 5 times, and join Metalhead Empire and Chin Music with a 38% final rate.
• Pilgrims have now qualified for the postseason 10 times, Most in league history.
• Dynasty has made 9 playoff appearances without advancing to the championship round.
• Yellow Stars became the first team to eclipse the 2000 loss plateau.
• Multiple Scorgasms has won two division titales and both of those titles were as regular season champion.
• Abusement Park achieved the lowest winning percentage in league history .327 and tied the league record for most losses (192) in a season (Goin' Yard '10).
• Multiple Scorgasms (166) broke a franchise record for wins.

Hamels Moved 5 Days Away From Keeper Deadline

MANCHESTER, NH --  The Boston Pilgrims have acquired Cole Hamels in exchange for Corey Dickerson.  Team GM was quoted as saying, "Our projections show that Dickerson does not perform well outside of a humidor.  Although Tropicana Field is enclosed, the relative humidity within the building doesn't reach 'humidor levels'."  This trade signifies a change in philosophy of the franchise, and a willingness on the part of the Pilgrims to acquire old pitching.  

Trade details below, including two other minor pick swaps:

3/4/2016	Fenway Flats	16 - JOEY
	Fenway Flats	16 - CHASE
	Westborough Wildcard	16 - VENO
3/11/2016	Boston Pilgrims	Cole Hamels	SP
	Boston Pilgrims	11 - ERIC
	Westborough Wildcard	Corey Dickerson	LF
	Westborough Wildcard	12 - VENO
	Westborough Wildcard	14 - CHARLIE
	Westborough Wildcard	15 - VENO
3/11/2016	Fenway Flats	16 - LEO
	Fenway Flats	16 - GRANT
	Fenway Flats	16 - VENO
	Westborough Wildcard	15 - TIM
	Westborough Wildcard	16 - CHASE