Watney To Follow Rooters Out The Door

Heidi Watney's contract will not be renewed by NESN.  She will be the new sideline reporter of the LA Lakers, so yes she is now officially on lockout. 

The good news, the Sox have a chance to hire someone who actually has a clue what is happening on the field.

FINALLY! The Duke has come back to MLB!

After masterminding 2 championship teams, '94 Montreal Expos and '04 Boston Red Sox, Dan Duquette has his eyes trained on a '14 Championship for the Baltimore Orioles.

Sox Retire Number of JD Drew

Record Books Updated

Records have been updated.  Boston Pilgrims now have the all-time best winning percentage.  Yellow Stars have fallen to mere percentage points above the immortal Gil for worst w% all time.

Record Book

Congrats to Metalheads - 2011 Championship

A new Evil Empire is born...

DC Loves Sushi

The DC Dynasty re-acquires man crush Ichiro along with Jon Lester and LEO #3, LEO #7 in a four player trade with Irish Labatt.  Heading to Labatt land is Dan Uggla, Justin Verlander, and ERIC #10, ERIC #12.

Hamels Family Takes A Ride On The Orient Express

The Boston Pilgrims have traded man-crush Cole Hamels to the Wuxi Opium Eaters in exchange for PAT #2 draft pick.  Included in the deal are smoking hot wife Heidi and family Shih Tzu Muffin.

ANALYSIS: This deal is pretty cut and dried.  Wuxi needed keepers and had a surplus of picks.  BP needed to shed a surplus of players and was choosing between Hamels, Bautista, Strasburg among others.  The #2 pick is pretty fair value for SP of Hamels calibre even if he does end up as the #4 starter in the best rotation in baseball.