WILMINGTON, MA - Commission's office would like to announce the following trades from the past week.

Max Scherzer dealt to We're Great On Paper

1/10/2019	We're Great On Paper	Max Scherzer	SP
	We're Great On Paper	12-CHARLIE
	We're Great On Paper	13-CHARLIE
	Multiple Scorgasms	Gleybar Torres	2B
	Multiple Scorgasms	6-WILL
	Multiple Scorgasms	6-FRANK
1/13/2019	Boston Pilgrims	Kris Bryant	3B
	Boston Pilgrims	11-LEO
	Boston Pilgrims	12-LEO
	Westborough Wildcard	Blake Snell	SP
	Westborough Wildcard	Eugenio Suarez	3B
	Westborough Wildcard	5-VENO
	Westborough Wildcard	8-VENO
1/14/2019	Metalheads	4-WILL
	BF Dent Allstars	7-GREG
	BF Dent Allstars	7-CHARLIE
1/15/2019	Westborough Wildcard	Jose Abreu	1B
	Multiple Scorgasms	Eugenio Suarez	3B

Holy Whit!

VERMONT - The Multiple Scorgasms also ensured that they will actually be drafting in 2019 by sending Whit Merrifield to the BF Dent Allstars for a trio of picks.  There were rumors floating around that Max Scherzer could also be on the move, but inevitably the teams couldn't come to terms on the proper return.  The feeling is that Eloy Jimenez may have been discussed, due to the fact that the Scorgasms have always had Chicago-sized wood for Jimenez. 

BF Dent Allstars	Whit Merrifield	2B
BF Dent Allstars	16-ERIC
BF Dent Allstars	16-LISI
BF Dent Allstars	16-LEO
Multiple Scorgasms	3-WILL
Multiple Scorgasms	4-LISI
Multiple Scorgasms	5-FRANK

Hot Stove Begins

WILMINGTON, MA - As Hawk Harrelson would say, "Put it on the board, Yes!"  The Fenway Flats are finally on the draft board for 2019 adding multiple picks early in the draft.  Where they would have made their first pick around 70th overall, now it will be closer to 25th.  The upgrade did come at a heavy cost as the Wildcard acquired NL Cy Young candidate and all around sexy beast Aaron Nola.  Details of the deal are below.

Fenway Flats	Marcell Ozuna	LF
Fenway Flats	2-ERIC
Fenway Flats	3-ANGRY
Fenway Flats	4-ERIC
Fenway Flats	9-ERIC
Fenway Flats	10VENO
Westborough Wildcard	Aaron Nola	SP
Westborough Wildcard	10-LEO

Hot Stove: Activity

Scott Boras informing us about his poor millionaire clients. 

WAKEFIELD, MA -- With Yu Darvish signing with the Cubs and the rest of the unsigned free agents hiding behind Scott Boras' fat head, things are starting to pick up in the local FBB league.  A blast of activity over the past week leaves Wildcard moving up to finish the draft in the 9th round.  DC Dynasty also is poised with their acquisition of Kenley Jansen to be the first team to keep a RP since the Royal Rooters kept Eric Gagne in 2005!

 Trades Listed Below:

2/7/2018	Metalheads	Jose Ramirez
	Metalheads	10-LEO
	Metalheads	10-GREG
	Westborough Wildcard	Miguel Cabrera
	Westborough Wildcard	1-VENO
	Westborough Wildcard	2-VENO
2/9/2018	Fenway Flats	Nelson Cruz
	Goin' Yard	4-WILL
2/9/2018	Kenny Rogers Roasters	Nicholas Castellanos
	Westborough Wildcard	Zack Greinke
2/10/2018	DC Dynasty	Madison Bumgarner
	DC Dynasty	Kenley Jansen
	DC Dynasty	7-LISI
	DC Dynasty	9-LISI
	Holliston Warriors	2-ERIC
	Holliston Warriors	4-TIM
2/10/2018	DC Dynasty	Xander Bogaerts
	DC Dynasty	9-PETE
	Westborough Wildcard	Miguel Sano
	Westborough Wildcard	7-LISI
2/12/2018	BF Dent Allstars	Zack Greinke
	BF Dent Allstars	9-JOEY
	Westborough Wildcard	6-ANGRY
2/12/2018	Westborough Wildcard	Rhys Hoskins
	Westborough Wildcard	Michael Conforto
	Westborough Wildcard	4-JOEY
	Westborough Wildcard	5-ERIC
	Westborough Wildcard	6-TIM
	Metalheads	Miguel Cabrera
	Metalheads	1-GREG
	Metalheads	1-VENO
	Metalheads	1-CHARLIE
2/13/2018	Fenway Flats	Michael Conforto
	Fenway Flats	4-JOEY
	Westborough Wildcard	Yu Darvish
	Westborough Wildcard	5-TIM

2 Trades

Hamenegger Jose Ramirez creating his own Bobble-head Day 

WAKEFIELD, MA -- Commissioner's office announces two more trades of fringe talent changing hands among fringe teams....nothing to see here.

1/25/2018	Westborough Wildcard	Jose Ramirez	2B
	Westborough Wildcard	10-LEO
	Westborough Wildcard	10-GREG
	BF Dent Allstars	Justin Verlander	SP
	BF Dent Allstars	1-TIM
	BF Dent Allstars	5-GREG
1/29/2018	Yellowstars	Christian Yelich	CF
	Yellowstars	11-GREG
	Yellowstars	11-ANGRY
	BF Dent Allstars	2-ANGRY
	BF Dent Allstars	6-ANGRY
	BF Dent Allstars	9-ANGRY
	BF Dent Allstars	16-ANGRY

Hot Stove Heating Up

Verlander after his first date with Kate.

Westborough, MA - The Wildcard franchise is pleased to announce the return of AARP member Justin Verlander to the franchise.  Details below.

1/30/2018	Fenway Flats	8-WILL
	Fenway Flats	8-ERIC
	Westborough Wildcard	Justin Verlander	SP
	Westborough Wildcard	9-Joey
	Westborough Wildcard	9-Pete

GM Meetings: Hot Stove Season Begins

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commish has ended his Puerto Rican vacation and returned to the office to a full inbox.  The off season has begun.  All of the pages on this site have been updated and the first deal is belatedly announced below.

9/25/2017	DC Dynasty	Miguel Sano	3B
	DC Dynasty	Brian Dozier	2B
	DC Dynasty	11 - Joey
	DC Dynasty	12 - Joey
	DC Dynasty	13 - Joey
	Metalheads	1 - Veno
	Metalheads	3 - Veno
	Metalheads	5 - Eric