Trade Updates

2 deals gentlemen...and they barely warrant a comment.

2/16/2016	DC Dynasty	7 - VENO
	DC Dynasty	10 - LEO
	DC Dynasty	11 - CHARLIE
	Multiple Scorgasms	7 - LEO
	Multiple Scorgasms	8 - CHARLIE
2/18/2016	Abusement Park	Carlos Gonzalez	RF
	Abusement Park	12 - CHASE
	Westborough Wildcard	Anthony Rendon	2B, 3B
	Westborough Wildcard	15 - WILL

Multi Scorgasms Doing Winter Leo Impression

SALEM, NH -- The Multiple Scorgasms are attempting to break the Westborough Wildcard record for trading and acquiring the same players in the shortest period of time.  Carlos Carrasco is on the move again.  He has been passed around slightly fewer times than Thor The Whore who is making like a stripper at a Duke Lacrosse party.  Thor is also on his back again, this time with none other than Leo.





Details:

2/10/2016	Multiple Scorgasms	Carlos Carrasco	SP
	Abusement Park	2 - JOEY

2/11/2016	Holliston Warriors	Madison Bumgarner	SP
	Westborough Wildcard	Noah Syndergaard	SP
	Westborough Wildcard	Carlos Gonzalez	RF
	Westborough Wildcard	Cole Hamels	SP

2016 Draft Lotto

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commissioner took a very relaxing day off from his day job and decided it was time to set the draft order for the 2016 Draft.  For the second straight year, the draft lottery was held using the latest in technological advances as the commissioners' office spared no expense.  This technology, called "YouTube" brings the Commish straight into your living room through the magic of the world wide web.  Enjoy!                    

Week Trade Summary

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commissioner has caught up on some of the week's goings on.  There were three trades made this past week.  Details are below.

2/2/2016	Holliston Warriors	Noah Syndergaard	SP
	Holliston Warriors	3-GRANT
	Holliston Warriors	6-LISI
	Holliston Warriors	6-LEO
	Holliston Warriors	12-CHARLIE
	Multiple Scorgasms	Carlos Carrasco	SP
	Multiple Scorgasms	JD Martinez	RF
	Multiple Scorgasms	7-CHARLIE
	Multiple Scorgasms	7-LISI
	Multiple Scorgasms	10-LEO
2/5/2016	Westborough Wildcard	Madinson Bumgarner	SP
	Westborough Wildcard	Yoenis Cespedes	LF, CF
	Westborough Wildcard	16 - GRANT
	Westborough Wildcard	16 - JOEY
	Westborough Wildcard	16 - CHASE
	Metalheads	Jason Heyward	CF, RF
	Metalheads	1 - LEO
	Metalheads	2 - LEO
	Metalheads	3 - LEO
2/6/2016	Goin' Yard	Matt Carpenter	2B, 3B
	Goin' Yard	3 - ERIC
	Abusement Park	Albert Pujols	1B
	Abusement Park	14 - WILL
	Abusement Park	15 - WILL
	Abusement Park	16 - WILL

2016 Video Draft Lottery

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commissioner took a very relaxing day off from his day job and decided it was time to set the draft order for the 2016 Draft.  For the second straight year, the draft lottery was held using the latest in technological advances as the commissioners' office spared no expense.  This technology, called "YouTube" brings the Commish straight into your living room through the magic of the world wide web.  Enjoy!                     

Multiple Scorgasms, Multiple trades

SALEM, NH --  The Scorgasms franchise kick the Hot Stove season into high gear with a flurry of activity.  The first 3-way of the offseason was completed when CF Christian Yelich was dealt to defending champions the Wildcard in exchange for SP Jon Lester.  Team ownership then took the V-card off of new ownership, spinning Lester and LF Justin Upton to Abusement Park in exchange for SP Noah Syndergaard and picks.  Trade details are below.  

In other news, Y! site is up early this year.  This is going to make Spring Training seem hopelessly long.

1/27/2016	Westborough Wildcard	Christian Yelich	CF
	Multiple Scorgasms	Jon Lester	SP
1/27/2016	Abusement Park	Justin Upton	LF
	Abusement Park	Jon Lester	SP
	Abusement Park	6-CHARLIE
	Multiple Scorgasms	Noah Syndergaard	SP
	Multiple Scorgasms	1-CHASE
	Multiple Scorgasms	2-GRANT

Hot Stove: AJ Pollock On The Move

Pollock getting the old Double Bubble shower.

HOLLISTON - The Hot Stove has life!  Will this be the spark that really gets things moving in the offseason?  The DC Dynasty have acquired AJ Pollock and some mid round picks for a 2nd Rounder and some middle round picks.  Not the biggest deal in the world, and Pollock does offer some risk, but it remains to be seen if he is worth a #2.

1/20/2016	Holliston Warriors	2-LISI
	Holliston Warriors	6-ROUSE
	Holliston Warriors	10-LEO
	DC Dynasty	AJ Pollock	CF
	DC Dynasty	10-CHARLIE
	DC Dynasty	11-JOEY
	DC Dynasty	12-LISI