Ellsbury Dealt

Ellsbury bringing his talents to the Barnstormers

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- The Barnstormers have acquired oft-injured CF Jacoby Ellsbury from the Irish Labatt in exchange for slightly less oft-injured LF Matt Holliday.

Pilgrims Love Dickey

RA on the receiving end of Pilgrims' love.

QUINCY, MA -- The latest evidence yet that the SS Sluggers need to invest heavily in Ritalin.  The team has completed another trade, this time with the Pilgrims and has managed to play a complete game of Tetris with his roster this winter.  Details as usual are below.

SS RECEIVES:  1B Edwin Encarnacion, CF Curtis Granderson, VENO #9 and LEO #10

BP RECEIVES:  1B Mark Teixeira, SP RA Dickey, ERIC #3 and TIM #3


In other news...

Pick swap between Yellow Stars and DC Dynasty merits barely a yawn...

DC RECEIVES:   CHARLIE #5 and VENO #7

YS RECEIVES:   ERIC #4

 UPDATE: Another pick swap.

IL RECEIVES:       LISI #11, LISI #12, LISI #13

MW RECEIVES:   TOM #9

 UPDATE (2/27/13): Another pick swap.

BP RECEIVES:      VENO #5, LISI #8

MW RECEIVES:   STARS #4
 

Labatt and Sluggers Blockbuster

Josh Hamilton taking his addictions to South Shore

LYNNFIELD, MA -- Irish Labatt and South Shore Sluggers ownership have agreed on arguably the biggest trade of the offseason.  The deal in question includes six players changing hands, including the reigning NL Cy Young Award winner, as well as 4 draft picks, including a first rounder.  Details are listed below:

IL RECEIVES:   1B/RF Adrian Gonzalez, C/1B Victor Martinez, CF Adam Jones, LEWIS #1, VENO #2
SS RECEIVES:   OF Josh Hamilton, SP RA Dickey, 1B Mark Teixeira, TOM #5 and TOM #8

Barnstormers Add Another Risky Elbow

CHCAGO, IL -- Team Multi-Scorgasms have traded SP Adam Wainwright to the Barnstormers for draft picks.  Details below.

MS RECEIVE:   SP Chris Sale and LEWIS #4

BS RECEIVE:   SP Adam Wainwright

Chin Music Deals King Felix!

King Felix will take is talents and his Range Rover to Philly for 2013

NORFOLK, MA -- The ownership of Chin Music staved off cabin fever during the biggest blizzard in the history of the world and made an epic trade.  The 2nd longest tenured player (kept for 4 straight seasons by the Music) in the league has been moved to the Barnstormers in exchange for a package of players.  The new look Music are going to be unrecognizable to their fan base when they take the field next season.

BARNSTORMERS RECEIVE:       SP Felix Hernandez, RP Craig Kimbrel, GRANT #8
CHIN MUSIC RECEIVE:               SP David Price and 3B Ryan Zimmerman

Cousin Love

CHICAGO, IL--

Cousins have come together and consummated a deal.  The family affair is as follows.

SCORGASMS RECEIVE:  SP Matt Moore, GRANT #12, STARS #12
CHIN MUSIC RECEIVE: CHARLIE #2, CHARLIE #7

Metalheads Announce 2nd Of Two Deals

Greinke stressing out about the flight to DC.

ALEXANDRIA, VA--

The Metalheads have acquired Zack Greinke giving up a plethora of picks acquired in an earlier deal with DC Dynasty.  The deal is as follows.  Metal ownership immediately pronounced himself the winner of BOTH of these trades.
 
CHIN MUSIC RECEIVES: Charlie 3, Eric 6 and Joey 9
METALHEADS RECEIVES: SP Zack Greinke with Grant 15 and Grant 16