Barnstormers Add Another Risky Elbow

CHCAGO, IL -- Team Multi-Scorgasms have traded SP Adam Wainwright to the Barnstormers for draft picks.  Details below.

MS RECEIVE:   SP Chris Sale and LEWIS #4

BS RECEIVE:   SP Adam Wainwright

Chin Music Deals King Felix!

King Felix will take is talents and his Range Rover to Philly for 2013

NORFOLK, MA -- The ownership of Chin Music staved off cabin fever during the biggest blizzard in the history of the world and made an epic trade.  The 2nd longest tenured player (kept for 4 straight seasons by the Music) in the league has been moved to the Barnstormers in exchange for a package of players.  The new look Music are going to be unrecognizable to their fan base when they take the field next season.

BARNSTORMERS RECEIVE:       SP Felix Hernandez, RP Craig Kimbrel, GRANT #8
CHIN MUSIC RECEIVE:               SP David Price and 3B Ryan Zimmerman

Cousin Love

CHICAGO, IL--

Cousins have come together and consummated a deal.  The family affair is as follows.

SCORGASMS RECEIVE:  SP Matt Moore, GRANT #12, STARS #12
CHIN MUSIC RECEIVE: CHARLIE #2, CHARLIE #7

Metalheads Announce 2nd Of Two Deals

Greinke stressing out about the flight to DC.

ALEXANDRIA, VA--

The Metalheads have acquired Zack Greinke giving up a plethora of picks acquired in an earlier deal with DC Dynasty.  The deal is as follows.  Metal ownership immediately pronounced himself the winner of BOTH of these trades.
 
CHIN MUSIC RECEIVES: Charlie 3, Eric 6 and Joey 9
METALHEADS RECEIVES: SP Zack Greinke with Grant 15 and Grant 16

Metalheads Overhaul Team With Two Trades

Joey Bats will be hitting dongs in DC.

ALEXANDRIA, VA -- Owners of DC Dynasty and Metalheads have come to an agreement on a 3-player trade.  Details are as follows.

DC gets: Bautista and Hamels with Grant's 15 and 16.

Metal Heads get: Heyward with Eric 1, Charlie 3, Charlie 4, Eric 5, Eric 6, Eric 7, Joey 7 and Veno 10

Chin Music Legend Retires

Brandon Webb announced his retirement today.

Sluggers and Scorgasms Swap 1B

Scorgasms receive Paul Goldschmidt and Charlie 2 
Sluggers receive Adrian Gonzalez and Charlie 9