Pilgrims Break Milton Curse!

Corey Seager is pissed for greatness!

The Boston Pilgrims finally solved their playoff woes by defeating the Fenway Flats 9-4 in a tightly contested series.  The Pilgrims franchise is the most consistent regular season franchise in league history.  Along with the Chin Music, they are one of two franchises to eclipse the 2000 win mark during this season.  However, when the calendar turns to October the Pilgrims usually turn to pumpkins as all of their success has only yielded one previous finals appearance and an iconic, gut-wrenching loss at the hands of Eric Milton.  This season, the narrative changed and the Pilgrims joined the fabled McGrane green T-shirt club.

Other items of note this season:

• Aforementioned 2000 win club members: Boston Pilgrims, Chin Music.
• Pilgrims tied Flats and Chin Music with their 5th Division Title in franchise history.
• DC Dynasty now accepts the honor of being the winningest franchise to never win a title.
• Fenway Flats tied Chin Music as the only two teams to make the finals 5 times, and join Metalhead Empire and Chin Music with a 38% final rate.
• Pilgrims have now qualified for the postseason 10 times, Most in league history.
• Dynasty has made 9 playoff appearances without advancing to the championship round.
• Yellow Stars became the first team to eclipse the 2000 loss plateau.
• Multiple Scorgasms has won two division titales and both of those titles were as regular season champion.
• Abusement Park achieved the lowest winning percentage in league history .327 and tied the league record for most losses (192) in a season (Goin' Yard '10).
• Multiple Scorgasms (166) broke a franchise record for wins.

Hamels Moved 5 Days Away From Keeper Deadline

MANCHESTER, NH --  The Boston Pilgrims have acquired Cole Hamels in exchange for Corey Dickerson.  Team GM was quoted as saying, "Our projections show that Dickerson does not perform well outside of a humidor.  Although Tropicana Field is enclosed, the relative humidity within the building doesn't reach 'humidor levels'."  This trade signifies a change in philosophy of the franchise, and a willingness on the part of the Pilgrims to acquire old pitching.  

Trade details below, including two other minor pick swaps:

3/4/2016	Fenway Flats	16 - JOEY
	Fenway Flats	16 - CHASE
	Westborough Wildcard	16 - VENO
3/11/2016	Boston Pilgrims	Cole Hamels	SP
	Boston Pilgrims	11 - ERIC
	Westborough Wildcard	Corey Dickerson	LF
	Westborough Wildcard	12 - VENO
	Westborough Wildcard	14 - CHARLIE
	Westborough Wildcard	15 - VENO
3/11/2016	Fenway Flats	16 - LEO
	Fenway Flats	16 - GRANT
	Fenway Flats	16 - VENO
	Westborough Wildcard	15 - TIM
	Westborough Wildcard	16 - CHASE

Yellow Trade

3/3/2016	DC Dynasty	9 - JOEY
	Metalheads	11 - JOEY
	Metalheads	12 - LISI
	Metalheads	14 - GRANT
	Metalheads	15 - GRANT

Puig On The Move

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commish's office would like to announce another Theo Fleury of moves, involving some of the usual suspects.  Multi-Scorgasms have hopped on the Puig hog for another snog.  Once again, all trades are run through defending Champion Westborough Wildcard and this team also acquired and traded Puig this week.

TRADE SUMMARY BELOW

2/26/2016	Goin' Yard	Yoenis Cespedes	LF, CF
	Westborough Wildcard	5 - WILL
2/26/2016	DC Dynasty	Anthony Rendon	2B, 3B
	Westborough Wildcard	Yasiel Puig	RF
3/1/2016	Multiple Scorgasms	Yasiel Puig	RF
	Westborough Wildcard	Carlos Rodon	SP

Trade Updates

2 deals gentlemen...and they barely warrant a comment.

2/16/2016	DC Dynasty	7 - VENO
	DC Dynasty	10 - LEO
	DC Dynasty	11 - CHARLIE
	Multiple Scorgasms	7 - LEO
	Multiple Scorgasms	8 - CHARLIE
2/18/2016	Abusement Park	Carlos Gonzalez	RF
	Abusement Park	12 - CHASE
	Westborough Wildcard	Anthony Rendon	2B, 3B
	Westborough Wildcard	15 - WILL

Multi Scorgasms Doing Winter Leo Impression

SALEM, NH -- The Multiple Scorgasms are attempting to break the Westborough Wildcard record for trading and acquiring the same players in the shortest period of time.  Carlos Carrasco is on the move again.  He has been passed around slightly fewer times than Thor The Whore who is making like a stripper at a Duke Lacrosse party.  Thor is also on his back again, this time with none other than Leo.





Details:

2/10/2016	Multiple Scorgasms	Carlos Carrasco	SP
	Abusement Park	2 - JOEY

2/11/2016	Holliston Warriors	Madison Bumgarner	SP
	Westborough Wildcard	Noah Syndergaard	SP
	Westborough Wildcard	Carlos Gonzalez	RF
	Westborough Wildcard	Cole Hamels	SP

2016 Draft Lotto

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commissioner took a very relaxing day off from his day job and decided it was time to set the draft order for the 2016 Draft.  For the second straight year, the draft lottery was held using the latest in technological advances as the commissioners' office spared no expense.  This technology, called "YouTube" brings the Commish straight into your living room through the magic of the world wide web.  Enjoy!                    

Week Trade Summary

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commissioner has caught up on some of the week's goings on.  There were three trades made this past week.  Details are below.

2/2/2016	Holliston Warriors	Noah Syndergaard	SP
	Holliston Warriors	3-GRANT
	Holliston Warriors	6-LISI
	Holliston Warriors	6-LEO
	Holliston Warriors	12-CHARLIE
	Multiple Scorgasms	Carlos Carrasco	SP
	Multiple Scorgasms	JD Martinez	RF
	Multiple Scorgasms	7-CHARLIE
	Multiple Scorgasms	7-LISI
	Multiple Scorgasms	10-LEO
2/5/2016	Westborough Wildcard	Madinson Bumgarner	SP
	Westborough Wildcard	Yoenis Cespedes	LF, CF
	Westborough Wildcard	16 - GRANT
	Westborough Wildcard	16 - JOEY
	Westborough Wildcard	16 - CHASE
	Metalheads	Jason Heyward	CF, RF
	Metalheads	1 - LEO
	Metalheads	2 - LEO
	Metalheads	3 - LEO
2/6/2016	Goin' Yard	Matt Carpenter	2B, 3B
	Goin' Yard	3 - ERIC
	Abusement Park	Albert Pujols	1B
	Abusement Park	14 - WILL
	Abusement Park	15 - WILL
	Abusement Park	16 - WILL

2016 Video Draft Lottery

WAKEFIELD, MA -- The Commissioner took a very relaxing day off from his day job and decided it was time to set the draft order for the 2016 Draft.  For the second straight year, the draft lottery was held using the latest in technological advances as the commissioners' office spared no expense.  This technology, called "YouTube" brings the Commish straight into your living room through the magic of the world wide web.  Enjoy!                     

Multiple Scorgasms, Multiple trades

SALEM, NH --  The Scorgasms franchise kick the Hot Stove season into high gear with a flurry of activity.  The first 3-way of the offseason was completed when CF Christian Yelich was dealt to defending champions the Wildcard in exchange for SP Jon Lester.  Team ownership then took the V-card off of new ownership, spinning Lester and LF Justin Upton to Abusement Park in exchange for SP Noah Syndergaard and picks.  Trade details are below.  

In other news, Y! site is up early this year.  This is going to make Spring Training seem hopelessly long.

1/27/2016	Westborough Wildcard	Christian Yelich	CF
	Multiple Scorgasms	Jon Lester	SP
1/27/2016	Abusement Park	Justin Upton	LF
	Abusement Park	Jon Lester	SP
	Abusement Park	6-CHARLIE
	Multiple Scorgasms	Noah Syndergaard	SP
	Multiple Scorgasms	1-CHASE
	Multiple Scorgasms	2-GRANT

Hot Stove: AJ Pollock On The Move

Pollock getting the old Double Bubble shower.

HOLLISTON - The Hot Stove has life!  Will this be the spark that really gets things moving in the offseason?  The DC Dynasty have acquired AJ Pollock and some mid round picks for a 2nd Rounder and some middle round picks.  Not the biggest deal in the world, and Pollock does offer some risk, but it remains to be seen if he is worth a #2.

1/20/2016	Holliston Warriors	2-LISI
	Holliston Warriors	6-ROUSE
	Holliston Warriors	10-LEO
	DC Dynasty	AJ Pollock	CF
	DC Dynasty	10-CHARLIE
	DC Dynasty	11-JOEY
	DC Dynasty	12-LISI